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Heinkel’s dialogue: “Integra…you upgraded your vampire…and changed your coat…” (Please note: tomorrow’s comic is going to be a bit gory.)
Enrico: This — this is your army?
Integra: That’s right.
And they’ll be on you again if you try anything.
Heinkel: H’ntegha…
Hyou upghadheh hyur famhiah…an’ schansch’d hyur khoah…
Erin: Never has industrial tubing been so fascinating!
Integra: You heard me! Abandon this target! Your master Hellsing commands it.
[GRAAGH]
Heinkel: AIIEEEE
Enrico: H-Heinkel — I — I’m sorry
Integra: Okay, all of you, back off! Go find some Nazis to eat instead.
Heinkel: I’m not doing this because you’re an Archbishop. Or my boss. Or even because you’re a Catholic.
[CRASH]
I’m protecting you because — somewhere in there — there’s a guy who used to be one of my best friends.
And right now, that’s the closest thing I have to something worth dying for!
Heinkel: Anderson ran off. The rest of our people are no match for these things. Timothy went down before they even appeared.
If I hadn’t sent Yumiko and Yumie away…?
Enrico: You did what? You can’t disobey me like that — I’m an archbishop —
[BANG]
Heinkel: Guess what, Enrico? Right now, I wouldn’t care if you were the bleeping Pope.
Enrico: Heinkel! You lost your coat!
Heinkel: Yeah. And my companions. And, by now, most of my bullets.
These new undead came out of nowhere. And they just keep coming.
Enrico: …You chest is showing.
Heinkel: Enrico? My boobs are the least of your worries.
Credit to Matthew Henry for suggesting parts of this strip, particularly that last cameo.
On the head zeppelin…
Major: My beautiful war! Too bad there’s nobody left around here to gloat over it with.
Schrödinger: Hey, Major? It’s okay if we’re losing in the rest of the world, right?
Major: It doesn’t matter who wins! All that matters is that we have a glorious war!
Schrödinger: Good, because Zorin got crushed (literally!) by Seras…
Major: Marvelous! The Draculina will finally be a worthy opponent.
Schrödinger: …the demons Doc set loose are being outclassed…how did the Holy Grail end up in Japan, anyway?
Major: Who knows? It sounds like a marvelous fight!
Schrödinger: …and one of the airships we sent to North America is apparently being outmaneuvered by a flying doghouse.
Major: !!
The Baron’s old rival has shown himself at last! This is the best war ever!
Schrödinger: Wasn’t the Baron from World War I?
Major: Details, details.
[THUMP]
Enrico: Y-you can’t get in
God will protect me
[THUMP]
[craaack]Enrico: Yessiree
Any second now
[BANG]
Enrico: L-Lord?
Heinkel: Nope, sorry. Just me.
Enrico: That…is not my army.