In an all-time first, we need two sets of Christmas karaoke to catch up with the OVA! Of course, there was really only one story this episode, so be prepared for sad events set to cheery tunes…

Mister Heat Miser
I’m Mrs. Eye-Handed
I’m Ms. Tattoo
I’m Mrs. Scythe-Wielding
I’m Ms. More-Butch-Than-You
Friends call me Traumatizer
Whatever I touch
Has flashbacks in my clutch!
I’m too much!

Jingle Bells (Batman Smells)
Jingle bells, that plan smells
Now you’re gonna die!
Major says to tell you that
“It’s all your fault, so bye.” Bye!

Mister Heat Miser (Reprise)
I’m Mrs. True Undead
I’m Ms. Revenge
I’m Ms. Bat-Winged Sister
I’m Ms. Bitch, That Was My Man
Friends call me Nosferatu
Whatever I touch
Hits the wall and goes crunch!
I’m too much!

O Tannenbaum
O Bernadette, o Bernadette
How I am going to miss thee
O Bernadette, o Bernadette
How I am going to miss thee

I’m glad you got that one last kiss
Before it had to come to this
O Bernadette, o Bernadette
How I am going to miss thee