It’s official: I’m as old as Integra. Why don’t I have my own vampire-hunting organization yet?

In celebration, and to work through some of these Integra-themed websites you lovely people keep sending me, the new storyline will begin next week.

Integra: Happy 23rd birthday, Erin!

Jon: More chocolate?

Stephen: This getup is not doing my hips any favors.

Erin: Shut up, Colbert, and keep fanning.