Bertie: Oh dear…

Marian: Let me come with you! You’re going to need a strong bodyguard, right?

Bertie: This won’t end well.

Penwood: What do you mean? The vampire has nothing but good intentions toward Sir Integra. Odd, but not evil.

Bertie: That’s just it! I know these amorous fillies all too well. She’ll have that knight snared in an accidental engagement by sunrise. I can’t watch! Let’s move on.