Chapter subtitle stolen from the works of Dave Barry.
Jon: Sorry it took so long. They said I had to change, and get some food in me, and…are you okay?
Stephen: Gee, Jon…I’m bolted to a stone table, the silver alloy really chafes, they took off my old clothes and didn’t offer any classy new ones, and this underground dungeon is not doing my already-frigid body temperature any favors.
Other than that? Just peachy.
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