Grace: You, Shelby Penwood, have earned a first-class ticket to Heaven, with a recommendation to get on the fast-track to being a Guardian Angel.

However! They’re totally short-staffed right now. So here’s the offer.

You can skip the qualifying exams, bypass the intro training sessions, and go straight into the field. You’ll be paired with a veteran for guidance. We’re confident you can pick up the basics on the job.

Penwood: Y-you do know who you’re talking to, right? I’ve never picked up on-the-job skills in my life!

Grace: Yeah, I don’t get it either!