Fangirl daughterofmarius had a hard time choosing between Alucard, Walter, Arthur, Sir Penwood, and the coffin. Thus the indecisive bouncing (before settling on Arthur).
Fangirl: Hellsing is possibly the best thing to ever come out of Japan. The plot is fun, the art is wonderful, and the characters are by no means two-dimensional. I’m really not sure what gender Alucard is and frankly, I don’t care; he can rock a Jackie O pillbox hat as well as he can a fedora.
Arthur (thinking): What’s a “Jackie O pillbox hat”?
Fangirl: Walter is the reason I am proud to have family from Britain. Arthur makes me laugh with his antics;
Arthur (thinking): Wait…who is this one even fangirling, anyway?
Fangirl: someday, though, according to canon, he will be a great father.
Arthur (thinking): !!!
Fangirl: I admire Sir Penwood for keeping on top of all the craziness and you can’t help but love Alucard’s coffin; I wish my bed was as half as interesting.