Walter: I can handle international intellectuals, but Schopenhauer? Come on! He was one of Nietzche’s big inspirations, right? The Übermensch was–

Fan 1: Hey!

Walter: Huh?

Fan 1: This foreplay is taking way too long!

Fan 2: Yeah! Just get back to making out already!

Walter: They can’t be serious.

Girlycard: Want to bet?