Walter: Hang on — you weren’t messing with me before, were you? Your parents really did…sell you.
Girlycard: Why are you fixating on that? Even if it happened, it’s been old news for centuries now.
Walter: You’re the one who brought it up! Can’t you just be straightforward for once? Say something you really mean, instead of leading me in circles all the time!
Girlycard: There’s no “real meaning” in a life as long as mine. The only fun I have left is teasing you. Is that really too much to ask?
Of course Seras is a John Oliver fangirl.
Seras: Gentlemen, I like you. I do. (Although my favorite is the cute guy who used to be on Mock the Week.) But what happens next isn’t up to me.
Sir, have you heard enough?
Integra: Yes, Seras, I believe I have.
Jon (thinking): I sure hope I’m wearing pants.