Rounding out the Alucard-loving contingent is Sofie.
Fangirl: OMG IT’S ALUCARD!! OMG I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH And I love the way he just doesn’t care what gender he is and AAAH I LOVE HIS EYES and his Grin And his hair and his personality and did you know that I would be dead by now if I hadn’t found Hellsing and Alucard? So I can thank Alucard for my life, it’s true!! AAAH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM and his eyes and hair and grin and coffin…
Fangirl: OMG THE COFFIN IS ALSO HERE!!
Jeeves (thinking): There’s just no diappointing them, is there?