Bertie: Can they really be as bad as all that, Reggie? They look rather adorable, if you ask me.

Jeeves: Do not be deceived. These children have powers that can leave even a vampire quaking in fear.

Arthur: My father once knew of an ancient vampire clan, venerated and feared across all Europe…then the fangirls got them. Last I knew, they were hiding in an American small town, terrified at the thought that human woman might find it unattractive that they sparkled in the sun.