Stephen: Do you have to be such a buzzkill, Jon? We’ve destroyed our careers, our reputations, and our legacies, for the sake of this flight. We might as well enjoy it! Besides, who’s going to catch us at this speed?
Jon: Uh, Stephen?
Don’t look now…but I think that expensive-looking, missile-equipped plane is following us.
Girlycard: Who’s “messing with Arthur’s stuff” now?
Fan: And others, cause humans are Trash, just eat them, especially those damn, canting, despicable Vatican-*Bleep*ers!
Walter: If they’re immune to vampire bites, they’re probably magical.
Which means it’ll take magic to get rid of them. How d’you like…holy water!
Walter: You’re going to tell me this isn’t holy water, aren’t you.
Girlycard: Only in the sense that Arthur often says “God, I needed that” after he drinks it.
Fan: They lie and rape but condemn others! If you ate them, they finally were useful!