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An imaginary conversation between this Jon Stewart and the one from our own universe:

“So they keep coming back to ‘remember 9/11’…”

“Wait. What’s 9/11?”

“The terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 that killed almost three thousand people and have been embedded in our national consciousness ever since…you mean those didn’t happen in your universe? That’s fantastic!”

“Oh, wow. I’m so sorry to hear that…I never thought there could be a universe where our national security didn’t go on steroids after ’99.”

“Wait. What’s ’99?”

Stephen: Woohoo!!

Jon: You never told me you could do this!

Stephen: I didn’t know!

Here, let me get that for you.

Jon: I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

Stephen: Oh, lighten up and enjoy the ride!

Jon: It’s not that easy! Stephen, you are very conspicuous right now! And flying over New York City. No matter what the conservative punditocracy likes to claim, nobody here has forgotten ’99!

Fangirls of the Greatest Generation 15/59

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The very pervy LilimViperaVenata joins the group.

Walter: Where did I leave my wires? I could just razor them off.

[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]

Girlycard: Not likely. Look what happens when I bite them.

Fan: Alucard! You’re so cool and sexy and poor and hard and stylish! I’d so love to see you naked! I’d play „Slave and Master“ with you, first you are Master, then me! And your original, beardy you is just so wild and hot! And your TEETH!

[CHOMP]

So rockin‘ sharp, you can always bite me!

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