Girlycard: Fine. So I don’t know what they are. But if I can’t dodge them, why would you be able to?

Fangirl: OH WALTER, DEAR WALTER, I’D ONLY MATTER TO YOU IF I WAS SOMEONE TO BE SLICED TO BITS ON SIGHT!!!!!!!!!

Girlycard: Besides, you ought to be thankful. When Wooster gets here, one of these little sprites can tell him how wonderful you are. It’s not like Jeeves was going to.

Walter: Don’t even start on — Wait. Does that mean you don’t know how to get rid of them, either?