New on Alucard’s arm: M G Kalar, aka Marielle WindWolf.
Walter (thinking): Bleh. It’s no big deal. I just have to keep Alucard from screwing up the time we have.
Alucard! Are you fooling around in Sir Hellsing’s office again?
Fangirl: ZOMG!!!! I absolutely love Alucard! He looks so pretty in the Dawn and in Hellsing he is so powerful! He is my hero! I love how he can go from psycho killer to philosopher in a matter of seconds!