This year’s vintage fangirl throwdown kicks off with Jordon the Alucard fangirl.

At the desk of Arthur Hellsing:

[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]

Fangirl: Alucard is awesome especially when he’s all girly and stuff! And he can beat all the scary Nazi guys single-

handedly, without any help from Walter at all! And he’s also really cute and chibi! I want to be with Alucard forever!

Girlycard (thinking): …hm?

What is this thing? And why does it get to be in color?