This year’s vintage fangirl throwdown kicks off with Jordon the Alucard fangirl.
At the desk of Arthur Hellsing:
Fangirl: Alucard is awesome especially when he’s all girly and stuff! And he can beat all the scary Nazi guys single-
handedly, without any help from Walter at all! And he’s also really cute and chibi! I want to be with Alucard forever!
Girlycard (thinking): …hm?
What is this thing? And why does it get to be in color?