War was last seen in What Is It Good For; Death, in Ghosts of Iscariot Past; and they haven’t gotten to hang out together since way back when.

Please note: No matter how many fish I put in, the rest of this storyline can’t avoid being bloody, painful, and generally tragic. If you have a weak stomach, or like Seras and Pip a lot, you may want to skip to next Sunday, when the action switches gears from “dismember-y” to “flashback-y.” And if you have severe triggers, you might be better off just skipping the rest of the storyline altogether.

[SLICE]
[SHRIEK]
[WHOOSH]
[STOMP]
[WHACK]
[AGH!]

War: Admit it…this is better than cable.