Zorin: Got any fives?
Got any eights?
Zorin: Go fish.
Zorin: Got any arms?
Seras: Yes, I…wait, what?
Zorin: Seras…the draculina, Seras Victoria!
Seras: That’s right!
Your soldiers are gone. The only one remaining is you!
Pip: That girl…! Why didn’t I try harder for a kiss?
Zorin: One more shot.
Soldier: Boss? This is our last rocket…
Zorin: So? Make them squeal.
Zorin: That’s right. Just like that.
Squad leader: All set, captain!
Pip: Roger, squad leader! Now, get away from–
[The squad leader]
Pip: Who said they were allowed to have rockets?
Zorin: That’s better. Gullible fool.
The rest of you must be in there…panicking like rats in a trap, I assume.
Pip: All right, everyone, get this table turned over in front of the door!
Thien: This room is lined with steel! How is a bit of wood going to make any–
Count D’s pet shop, the eponymous establishment of Pet Shop of Horrors.
The three-headed dragon is Honlon, a set of triplets in one body. The heads, from top to bottom, belong to Junrei (the childlike one), Shuuko (the bossy one), and Kanaan (the violent one). They’re immortal, mostly peaceful, but with the power to demolish the city if they get angry enough. Oh, and the only person they’re obligated to obey is six-year-old Chris Orcot. Good times.
There are bleepin’ zombies running around out there! You had something to do with this, I know you did!
D: My dear detective, you do jump to conclusions. This war was created out of human cruelty.
Calm down. Have some tea.
Leon: Forget tea! Where’s Chris?
D: My apologies, Leon. I’m afraid your brother is…occupied…at the moment.
Chris: You can avoid breathing fire on the humans, right??
Shuuko: We’ll do our best.
Kanaan: Oh, come on! Where’s the fun in that?
Michelle: Daddy! Will you read me a story?
Dad (thinking): If this is an illusion…I don’t care.
Dad: Of course, sweetheart. Come on over.
Dad (thinking): I can die happy like this.
Corporal: It’s an illusion…it’s all just an illusion…
Whatever horrible image she shows me, I can’t be intimidated. I can’t–
Zorin: Cannon fodder! To me!
[BANG BANG BANG BANG]
Zorin: Those were two of my favorite mooks! You’re going to pay for this…
The dead Hellsing soldier is a cameo from AtticusBlackwolf, one of the forum members who correctly guessed Maggie’s identity a few storylines back.
Zorin: Classy place. But it looks much better now that it’s been redecorated.