Erin: I wouldn’t watch Hellsing DVDs on anything less!
Yumiko: Like Eve from Adam’s rib, Yumie was born from me. It was a sin…
I presumed to imitate creation, to set myself up as my own God. And she came out so broken that only Section XIII could find a way to use her for good.
That’s why we’re called the Iscariot Organization. This is where even the worst sinners turn out to be part of God’s plan.
Heinkel: You understand how you came to have Yumie…?
Yumiko: I don’t remember it, but…
When I was small, I was…hurt. Very badly. I felt so helpless…so cut off from my Lord…
…that I created my own savior.
Heinkel: Yumiko…this fight we’re about to enter…It’s the big one.
So, since we might not make it back, there’s something I have to tell you…
Heinkel: …I’ve been lying to you.
Content warning: The rest of this storyline deals with Yumiko’s traumatic childhood and dissociative identity disorder. (It also contains some screwed-up religious beliefs, but of course that kind of comes standard.)
Timothy (thinking): Or maybe Heinkel’s just in there to talk with Yumiko. She couldn’t pass in the men’s room, after all.
Wait…They’re alone together, in a small, private place, right before we all go off to war…
Ahhh! Bad thoughts!
Earlier that night…Vatican City.
Timothy (thinking): I guess now I know which bathroom Heinkel uses…why did I think that was important, again?
Major: This is magnificent! At last, everything is in place!
Zorin and her zeppelins are handling the young Draculina. Captain Günsche had Walter under control.
We’ve set the first young paper user on Alucard…while the second is in Los Angeles.
Our agents in Project Robin will make Rome easy prey. Our Huntress is covering Paris. Alhambra, New York City.
The formidable warriors of Japan will at least be kept busy…by the demons Doc finally managed to summon.
Schrödinger: Being everywhere and nowhere has never been so much fun!
Man in Shadows: You are all very interesting individuals.
[To be continued…]
Walter (broadcast): …daughter is safe.
Major: Well, we can’t exactly do that. Not after we sicced Alucard on her.
What ever shall we do?
Man in Shadows: There’s a reason we sent the Captain to bring him in.
…he can take Walter in a fight.
Walter: Threes…? No, I don’t have any. Go fish.
[hff hff hff]
Walter: It’s over. She knows exactly how far she can trust me now. But I’ll come quietly…
…if you can prove that my daughter is safe.