Vampire: Don’t try anything, Sir Hellsing. Play nice, and we won’t have to hurt you.

Integra: Pfft…ha ha!

Vampire: What’s so funny?

Integra: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve been “captured” or “kidnapped”?

…Actually, Walter, do you? I’ve lost count.

Walter: Counting this one? Thirty-eight, sir.

Integra: I don’t think we’ll count this one.