Vampire: Don’t try anything, Sir Hellsing. Play nice, and we won’t have to hurt you.
Integra: Pfft…ha ha!
Vampire: What’s so funny?
Integra: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve been “captured” or “kidnapped”?
…Actually, Walter, do you? I’ve lost count.
Walter: Counting this one? Thirty-eight, sir.
Integra: I don’t think we’ll count this one.