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Posts from 23 September 2009

Act 12 Page 2

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Teacher: Miss Bernadette, have you been paying any attention?

Pip: Um, yeah! Of course!

Teacher: Then why haven’t you left for lunch with the rest of the class?

Pip: …

I, uh, um…

Teacher: No, don’t tell me. You were working on how to save the world as a Sailor Knight, right?

What Is It Good For 17/25

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Grandpa Pip: “You’re not a virgin, are you…?”
Natalie: “Yes…m-men like that, d-don’t they?”

Grandpa Pip: “Are you sure that you want to be with a stranger for your first time?”

Natalie: “PLEASE!”
Grandpa Pip (thinking): Who am I to argue with that?

Grandpa Pip: Vous n’êtes pas une vierge…?

Natalie: Si…l-les hommes aiment ça, n-n’est-ce pas?

Grandpa Pip: Êtes-vous sûr que vous vouliez être avec un étranger pour votre première fois?

Natalie: S’IL VOUS PLAIT!

Grandpa Pip (thinking): Qui suis-je pour la contredire?

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