Soldier 1: Where’s that girl?
Soldier 2: On deck.
Soldier 1: What, out in the sun?
Soldier 2: That’s right.
I’m jealous…we may be more powerful as vampires, but we’ve lost a lot, too. We can’t read in the sunlight, we can’t go feed pigeons in the park…
Soldier 1: When did you ever feed pigeons in the park?
Soldier 2: Look, it’s the principle of the thing, okay?