Soldier 1: Where’s that girl?

Soldier 2: On deck.

Soldier 1: What, out in the sun?

Soldier 2: That’s right.

I’m jealous…we may be more powerful as vampires, but we’ve lost a lot, too. We can’t read in the sunlight, we can’t go feed pigeons in the park…

Soldier 1: When did you ever feed pigeons in the park?

Soldier 2: Look, it’s the principle of the thing, okay?