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Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 14/21

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Meet the final Major fan, Herr Angel D, and prepare for an onslaught of Rip fans….

Major: Warrant officer Schrödinger, where do you recognize the fangirls from?

Major fan: O……M……G!!! FLUFFEH!!! I LOVE HERR MAJOR BECAUSE HE’S SHORT AND FLUFFY AND IS AMAZING I CANT BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY TOUCHING HIM!!! WHY DO MORE PEOPLE NOT LOVE HIM LIKE HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED~!???!?!? WHY DOES INTEGRA NOT

Schrödinger: Don’t you remember?

They interrupted our body-swapping plot. And then Alucard turned into a catboy for a bit. We even have most of it on video, so–

[CLICK]

Rip: Herr Major, I’m ready to make my report!

Schrödinger: Rip Van! Ooh, this is gonna be fun!

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Walter: And that’s the last of the spiders!

Narration: I’m Walter C. Dornez, retainer to the Van Helsing family. I don’t like cobwebs, or dust bunnies.

Walter: A job well done.

[SLAM]

Ah! Integra’s home!

Narration: What I do like: Cleaing, cooking, tea (and crumpets, but mostly tea), dogs, floss…and her.

Integra Wingates Van Helsing, my young charge and the love of my life. [No, not like that.] She’s the fledgling leader of the Hellsing Organization. She’s like a granddaughter to me, and I love her the way I did her late father.

In addition to her maid, butler, cook, and nurse, I’m her bodyguard and advisor as she learns how to run Hellsing. She doesn’t smile much now. Not that she ever smiled a lot, really.

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