This indecisive fangirl is Luna the Lunatic (the lone willing Doc fangirl, alas).

Doc: Listen, I know these things are annoying, but it can’t be that bad.

Fangirl: SQUEE-NESS OF JOY AND WONDER IT’S THE NAZI DOGGIE– Hey! There is no room!

Doc: Just keep calm, and we’ll find a way to work this–

Fangirl: GLOMP THE MAGICAL CATBOY OF–! carp! NO ROOM! …Anywhere!

I guess I’ll fangirl the Mad SCIENTIST with the Zipper fetish…

Doc: –Augh!

Fangirl: OMG! ITS THE EASY BAKE VAMPIRE MAN! MARMALADE!