Today’s fanboying about the Captain comes from Frey, off-panel.
Major: Is there any way we can use them? Make them work for us?
Schrödinger: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Bad idea!
Major: Why not…?
Schrödinger: “Do not meddle in the affairs of fangirls, for you are cute and would look good with another guy.”
Major fan: I can’t even explain why I love you so much! You’re just like a big piggy plushie that I want to hug and snuggle as you give the order to burtally destory a city or group of people. And you start to grin and start rambling on and on about death and war and it just makes me wiggle and shiver in joy every time. I mean you’re very evil and you hurt a lot of people and you seriously scare the crap out of me sometimes but… IT MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE!
Offscreen Captain fan: What more is there to say about the Captain? Just read the manga and watch the OVAs to understand. Actions speak for themselves.