Major: Warrant officer Schrödinger! What are you doing here?
Major fan: EEEEEEK! The Major is so ridiculously amazing!
Schrödinger: I’m everywhere and nowhere, remember? Also, I have a report to make.
Schrö fan: OOOOHHHH MY GOOOOODNESSSSSS SCHRRROOOOOOO OMG you’re so awesome! Your fluffy ears are SO adorable! Can I touch them? Pleeeaaaase? You also have awesome hair, too! You’re the best catboy EVAR! I love how you’re ‘everyvhere und novhere,’
Schrödinger: Got to dodge the fangirls first, though!
Schrö fan: –ack!
Seras: Hello…is anybody here?
Seras (thinking): Well…churches are supposed to be safe…
Seras (present): How wrong I was…There was someone there, after all. The priest.
By the time I realized he was a vampire, he had me by the throat. I thought I was done for…
But then…he showed up.
Seras: You’ve seen him before. Several times.
The Masked Vampire.