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Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 4/21

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Clinging to the case in which “She”/”The Shi” is stored is Vincent, our lone She fangirl.

Captain: ….?

Doc: Wait a minute…don’t we want unspeakable horrors?

Captain fan: WILL MAKE ME SOOOO HAPPY AND HIS EYES ARE GREEEEEN I LOOOOVE HIS EYES AND I WISH HE COULD TALK AND HE IS SOOOOOO STRONG IF IT WASN’T PIP HE WOULD HAVE KILLED SERAS COZ HE IS SOOO STRONG AND HE IS THE MOST POWERFULL WEREWOLF AND I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE A FLEA IN HIS HAIR COZ HIS HAIR

Major: Well, yes, but on our terms! I want a war that will last, not one that will end in a day!

Not that our horrors are very intimidating with these little things clinging to them…

“She” fan: I love “She”! I’ve been obsessed with her ever since I first layed eyes on her! I love her bandages! I love how they make her seem more mysterious!

Act 8 Page 5

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Seras (thinking): This is the official case report…”Suspect was assigned as a priest to a small church in the village of Cheddar.”

Integra (present): Cheddar Village?

Seras: That was it.

Integra: That was a case that Hellsing didn’t get to until too late.

Please continue.

Seras (flashback, thinking): “Police were sent in to apprehend the suspect…None survived…Second team…no survivors…reported being attacked and killed by officers lost the day before…”

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[CRASH]

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