Doc: I don’t really know what happened. I was trying to open another portal to Hell…

Fangirl: BUT I PREFEAR BLOND AND HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD WHEN HE FIGHTS SHIRTLESS EEEEEEEEEEEE AND WHEN HE TURNS WEREWOLF HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND I WHANT TO LOVE HIM, TO KISS HIM, TO BE WITH HIM ALLAYS AND IF HE DOESEN’T LIKE ME I WISH HE COULD KILL ME COZ SEENG HIM WHEN I DIE

Major: We can’t keep breaking into Hell all the time! Who knows what scenes of unspeakable horror we might burst in on?

Hell:

Baalberith: Got any nines?

Sett: Go fisssh.