The Captain fans have descended: Theodora on the shoulder, Felina on the hat, Veriea tucked in the coat, and Becca hanging on the front.
Major: What are these things? Why are they so gleeful?
And, most of all…why does Captain Günsche have so many of them?
Major fan: YOU LOVE SWEETS AS MUCH AS I DO AND YOU’RE SUCH A TEDDY BEAR I JUST WANNA SNUGGLE YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND I’D EVEN WEAR A TINY MINISKIRT FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH I HATE SKIRTS AND I’D MAKE ALL THE COOKIES YOU’D WANT!
Captain fan 1: I LOOOOVE CAPTAIN HE’S SOOO COOOOOOL AND SOOOOOO SEXY AND HIS HAIR ARE SOMETIMES BLOND AND SOMETIMES GREY
Captain fan 2: Captain!! The Nazi clad in the sexy trenchcoat!
Captain fan 3: Captain is awesome because he’s the epitome of the strong silent types and despite being one of the bad guys, he shows that he has honor when he [SPOILER]
Captain fan 4: I can die happy now….. Thank you.