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Act 6 Page 7

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Pip: Here you go…

[LOADING…BATTLE START!]

Alex: What kind of vampire is that?

Pip: A low-level one.

Alex: No, no, I mean the outfit.

Not to mention Sailor V’s, um, unusual proportions…

Pip: Says something about the character designer’s personal life, doesn’t it? But the game is cool enough that you can overlook those parts.

Alex (thinking): Is it? Just how accurate will it be? Time to find out!

Kick. Punch. Duck. So this is story mode? It’s so small.

Take them out in small groups — focus your energy — let the bullet hit your leg — it’ll heal — your heart won’t. There’s only one place in this scene where a vampire oculd hide.

Wow, that’s a big gun. I like my knives better, though.

Karaoke: Stayin’ Alive

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Parody lyrics by Xuanwu. (Apologies — lots of ’em — to John Travolta.)

[Alucard]
Well, you can tell by the way I use Casull
I’m a huntin’ man
No time for ghouls
The night is young and the moon’s aflame
Eating my own wings to keep me tame

And shine Heaven now, feast away
As long as master says I may
Now it’s time, search and destroy
Millennium makes for great toys!

Whether you’re a butler
Or whether you’re my master
I’m stayin No Life!
Stayin No Life!
Feel the city burnin
And all the people murdered
And I’m stayin No Life
Stayin No Life!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin No Life!
Stayin No Life!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin No Liiiiiiife!

I may serve humans, but I have pride
Those freaks are a disgrace, which is why they die
Got the silver bullets in my gun
Control Art Restriction Level One

And shine Heaven now, I’ll persist
Nothing eternal can exist
Major’s war, it excites me
To all my foes: Hurry, hurry!

Whether you’re a butler
Or whether you’re master
I’m stayin No Life!
Stayin No Life!
See the people fleeing
And all the corpses bleeding
And I’m stayin No Life
Stayin No Life!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin No Life!
Stayin No Life!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin No Liiiiiiife!

Give me an order
Yes, sir, my master
Yes, sir, my master
Yeah!

Give me an order
Yes, sir, my master
Yeah
Stayin No Life!

Well, you can tell by the way I hunt my prey
I’m a monstrous guy, I cause dismay
The night is young and the moon’s aflame
Eating my own wings to keep me tame

And shine Heaven now, here I am
Unleash my army of the damned!
Now it’s time, leave none alive
It’s only in Hell that you’ll thrive!

Whether you’re a butler
Or whether you’re master
I’m stayin No Life!
Stayin No Life!
See the Nazis killing
And all the Catholics yelling
And I’m stayin No Life
Stayin No Life!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin No Life!
Stayin No Life!
Ah Ah Ah Ah
Stayin No Liiiiiiife!

Pip (thinking): ABBA was better.

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