Integra: Stop where you are, Kim! You’re cornered!
Alex: I’ll take care of her.
Integra: Don’t! That’ll kill her!
Alex: She’s about to kill herself — look!
Integra (thinking): Would a fall from this height destroy a ghoul? Now is not the time to find out!
Integra: No you don’t!!
The Anti-Boredom Ninja Angel flamethrower. Mechanics hidden in a cute backpack. Includes a secondary flamethrower, for when the first one breaks or when you just want to look cool with two flamethrowers.
Seras: This one is a little too “magical girl” for me…
Ann: But it’s cute!…Well, let’s see what else we can find you.
Combination 7.62 mm machine gun and rocket launcher. (Both sides open.)
Seras: Can I have something that’s not taller than me? I can barely lift it!
Ann: Hang on, let me take this call.
Integra: You wouldn’t have this problem if you were drinking regularly.
Seras: Um — that’s okay, really —
Ann: What d’you mean, “we’re under attack”!?