Alucard: You still have the ability to please a…”hypothetical”…human partner. As long as he doesn’t mind you being a little chilly, that is.
You still have the same equipment. Better yet, if that doesn’t leave him fully satisfied…
…you can always customize.
Seras: Master, please put the hands away.
okay, some serious details. i started this in ’03, when it wasn’t actually seen by anyone except two close friends. their enjoyment was the reason it thrived.
tried to start a complete redrawing in ’07, found i didn’t have the time or energy, but hey, someone liked it the first time around. besides, i still think the plot is all clever and stuff.
the title means “pretty virgin knight sailor hellsing.” the word “shoujo” in the original title means “young lady; little girl; virgin; maiden; daughter.”
to make a proper pun, it should have been swapped for “shojo” — specifically “virgin maiden.” but apparently i forgot to do that in the graphics, and i don’t feel like going back and changing them. apparently i’m as lazy as hirano after all. whoof.
so, yeah. just sit back and freebase this like the delicious crack it is. it’ll be fun. ♥
Integra: Psst! Kim! Who’s the new girl?
[resident gossip hound]
Kim (thinking): Integra wants to know about someone? That’s a story in itself!
Kim: I hear she got expelled from her last school for fighting. She’s so tall and strong, she wins every fight. And a strict Catholic, believe it or not. How she got that scar, we don’t know. Her name: Alexandra Anderson.
Walter: The police flagged this report last night. A student at a private school was attacking others. Your job is to choose who to send in. The commander will handle the details on the field.
Integra: How about Fox’s unit?
Walter: It’s your order to give.