Pip: Hey! I was being sincere for once! Appreciate it!
Seras: No you weren’t!
You just think I’m hot, and want to get into my pants!
Pip: You are! I do!
But you would be a sweet girl no matter what you looked like. And I don’t even know if vampires can have sex. Silly me, I happen to care about you anyway!
Integra: Hellsing Order! Search and Destroy!