Pip: But, come on, why did you freak out in the first place? Who ever heard of a vampire being scared of coffins?
Seras: Captain, if you’re just going to tease me, you can leave now.
Integra (narrating): My name is Integra. Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Age 13. And late for school, not for the first time. I missed breakfast again, too.
Integra: Ow. What did I trip on?