Integra (narrating): So there I was, held hostage by the shop owner’s friend…
Aziraphale: Ah, Crowley!
Crowley: We seem to have reached an impasse.
Alucard: Put her down.
Crowley: You firssst. And don’t try any tricks.
Narration: And did I mention he was a demon?
Crowley: You may be a vampire, but I’m meaner than you.