Thanks to the dearly departed Rip Van Winkle, this was the most musical episode of the OVA yet. Let’s get some holiday songs into the mix!

Do You Hear What I Hear?
Said the Master to her vampire pet:
“Welcome back my servant.
You are in the presence of the Queen.
Please remove your glasses.
And now, and now, please give your report
It’s the one we’re waiting to hear
It’s the one we’re waiting to hear.”

Said the vampire pet to Her Majesty:
“It has been a long time.
You have grown old, Your Majesty.
It has been a long time.
And yet, and yet, you are just the same
No, you are more beautiful now
No, you are more beautiful now.”

Said the Queen to the people in the room:
“Listen to what I say!
The enemy has to be destroyed.
“Listen to what I say!
A war, a war, that is what they want
So we’ll wipe them off of this Earth
So we’ll wipe them off of this Earth.”

What Child Is This?
What child is this Millennium
Is using in their war plans?
Who waltzes in with feline grin
And not a gun in his hands?
This, this is Schrödinger
He’s everywhere and yet nowhere
Shoot, shoot, it matters not
He’ll be fine in an hour

Let It Snow
Oh, the massacre here is frightful
But the blood is so delightful
The paint has all run out, so
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow!

We’re setting a course for England
And the whole way we’ll be singing
The fight will be bloody, so

Order now, and it’ll be shipped to you some time in the next millennium (although its distributor may go belly-up and it may be switched to a new studio in the meantime)!