Bertie: Why are we at Arthur Hellsing’s home, and not a hospital? I’m in a pretty poor state, am I not?
Jeeves: There is no better place in Britain to recover from a vampire attack. Lord Hellsing is the leader of Her Majesty’s vampire hunters. His son, young Master Arthur, is learning to succeed him.
Bertie: So he’s good for more than just chasing skirts!
Arthur: Hey! I resent that! Chasing skirts is a perfectly legitimate pursuit!