Bertie: I say! Shouldn’t you be working?
Arthur: Off you go, Sarah. I’ll deal with this.
I’m not a servant. I’m a guest.
Bertie: Then how can you be engaged to a servant?
Arthur: Engaged? Hah! No one woman can tie Arthur Hellsing down.
Integra: Are there any shocking revelations about Walter’s parentage here?
Alucard: No, Master.
Integra: Then skip to the next shocking bit.
Alucard: All right.
Narration: …when I saw something absolutely shocking!
Narration: We arrived at Brinkley Court in record time. This is the estate of the best of my aunts, who, it must be said, employs the best of chefs.
Bertie: What ho, Aunt Dahlia!
Dahlia: Bertie, darling! How good of you to stop in. With two hours’ notice.
Bertie: I am sorry, but it was an emergency!
Dahlia: I’m sure, dear. Now, who’s this? Don’t tell me I have a grand-nephew!
Bertie: What? I — what?
Dahlia: No, of course not. He looks more like Jeeves than anything.
Our pure-hearted heroine has just tasted the blood of a handsome, noble boy! Will he look on her with love?
Uncle Richard: This will be the end of you, bishounentegra!
Integra: Don’t do this, Uncle!
Shoujocard: My prince is in trouble!
The power of love has given me the strength to break my bonds!
Pretty Pure Heart Bloody Flash!
Integra: Wh-who are you?
Shoujocard: My name is Shoujocard! I’m here to serve you, Master! Do you like my work?
[To be continued…]
Narration: While Jeeves and Walter put our things together. I sat down to calm my nerves. I’ve had some of the most awful times with overenthusiastic fillies who want to tie the Wooster person down. Normally it takes the judicious application of Jeeves’ magnificent brain to disentangle me from these situations.
Fortunately, this particular o.f. is the cousin of a friend who’s only visiting the area, so the thing to do is skip town for a bit.
Narration: Besides, it’s high time I paid a visit to my dear Aunt Dahlia.
Bertie: Did somebody pull all the wires out of this piano?
Walter: Wait…if you’re almost engaged to a girl, why are you running away? How can you string somebody along like that?
Bertie: I didn’t do anything! I didn’t intend to end up engaged! It just happened!
Walter: You can get accidentally engaged?
Mr. Jeeves! How come you work for an id–
Jeeves: Come help me pack, Walter.
Narration: The first crisis came into the Wooster household the very next day. (Our young visitor had nothing to do with this one.)
Bertie: Quickly, Jeeves! Pack the bags and set the motor running!
Jeeves: Is something the matter, sir?
Walter: Are they coming?
Bertie: Something jolly well is! I almost got engaged!
Walter: Is that all?
Bertie: I say! Once you’ve been engaged two or three times, you’ll know it’s nothing to cough at! And what do you mean, “they”?