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Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 31/60

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Arthur: Looking for something?

Bertie: Yes! Have you seen Jeeves?

Arthur: You think Jeeves is under the bed?

Bertie: No! I think he’s hidden my new tie!

What’s Up, Doc?: Tiny Miniskirts

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Doc: Another question has been sent to “What’s Up, Doc?” It’s from a Shadowfax272:

“When Millennium inevitably takes over the world, what’s the first thing you’ll change?”

Major: That’s simple!

When I’m Führer, that day all female officers will be required to wear…tiny mini-skirts!

Schrödinger: Hey, will that include Zorin?

Doc/Major: …

Doc: The goggles, they do nothing!

Major: New plan: forget I ever said anything.

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Bertie: Walter? Why are you bringing my towel, and not Jeeves?

Walter: Jeeves said I had to learn.

I don’t know why I gotta do this valeting stuff. I should be using the time to work on something more important!

Narration: It was exactly the phrase that Arthur chap had used. There was only one possible conclusion I could draw…

Bertie: Don’t tell me you’re flirting with maids too!

Walter: Ew, no! Girls are gross!

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Bertie: And another strange thing, Jeeves…where’s Claude? I’ve never seen Eustace without his twin.

They’re always getting into scrapes, and always together. But this week I haven’t seen hide nor hair of him.

Walter: Yeah, that’s weird.

Bertie: I say! You’re not Jeeves!

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Narration: Having fended Jeeves off of the tie, I tried to broach the subject at dinner.

Bertie: So, Eustace, how did you meet this lovely lady?

Dahlia: Oh, Bertie, we’ve heard that story a hundred times. Don’t pester the poor couple.

Narration: I hadn’t the foggiest idea what she was on about, but it is never a good idea to pick fights with aunts.

Bertie: Yes, Aunt Dahlia.

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Narration: I put the question to Jeeves the first chance I got:

Bertie: Jeeves! This young woman Eustace has picked up — where’s she from? What’s her tale?

Jeeves: I do not know, sir.

Bertie: Come help me with my cuffs. What do you mean, you don’t know? You know everything!

Jeeves: Thank you for your confidence, sir. Do you intend to wear that tie?

Bertie: What’s wrong with my tie?

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Narration: I had a very charming conversation with my cousin Eustace’s new fiancée…

Integra: Wait a minute…

Where did this fiancée come from? Did you skip a page?

Alucard: If I may continue:

“I never could recall exactly when I found out that Eustace had a fiancée. But I never questioned it. Which is odd, because there are specimens of barnacle that would make more responsible husbands than Eustace.”

Adventures of Shoujocard: Uncute

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The lovely conclusion of the flashback adventures of a lovely heroine!

Integra: I’m your…master?

Shoujocard: That’s right!

All you have to do is give me an order!

Shoujocard (thinking): His eyes are so cold…

Integra: Your long hair’s all covered in blood.

It’s uncute.

Come on. We have work to do.

Shoujocard (thinking): You’re so mean, Master!

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Narration: I admit, this Arthur chap was just a bit jarring to the Wooster sensibilities, but I dealt with him smartly and swiftly.

Bertie: Shouldn’t a lad like you be in school?

Arthur: Eh. I’m taking some time off.

I have something more important to work on.

Bertie: Uh…yes. Well, stop fooling around with young fillies and get to it!

Arthur: Are you kidding? The girls are what I’m talking about!

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Integra: Oh, no. Do I want to hear about my father’s teenage conquests?

Alucard: You wouldn’t want to hear my version. But with this narrator, I think you’re all right.

Integra: How so?

Alucard: He sees two people kissing and assumes they must be engaged. He wouldn’t know innuendo if it bit him in the neck.

Integra: Point taken.

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