Your doujinshi-ka (after yet another haircut): A lot of rants were cut short in this storyline, but I thought this one in particular deserved to be heard…

Fan: Ahem.

To Glomp, or Not To Glomp.
That is the question.
For if I Glomp, I glomp in vain,
And verily I shall die in pain,
But also I will die fulfilled…
*shrugs* No better way to get me killed!

The best of the cuts!

– Why doesn’t integral outfit Alucard with 2 chrome plated .50 desert eagles? Now that would be cool!

– Those who don’t acknowledge Alucard as the hottest man in existence need to be beaten with rotten fish repeatedly.

– LORD OF BADASS FIGHT SCENES! SLAYER OF THOUSANDS! KEEPER OF THE TIGHT TIGHT ASS!

– I’ll will admit this if I was gay I would freaking jump that catboy.

– I just want to pet you! Oh! I work in a pet store and we always have fresh catnip! Would you like some?

– And I love the hat and his guns and my friend said it was a pimp hat and I said “No Way!” It’s not a pimp hat! But she said, “Yeah huh” and I lookedAgain and it IS a pimp hat and it’s AWESOME!!!!