The last fangirl of this storyline is AtticusBlackwolf, the first to see fit to attack Alucard’s headwear.

Alucard: You’ll want to wait a few minutes while I dispose of these things…

[EEEEEEEEEEE]

Nina: HISSSSS

Alucard: …or not.

Fan: It’s Alucard’s HAT!! It is the full embodiment of awesome in hat form.