Integra (thinking): Alucard! What’s keeping you? Is it the fangirls?

Alucard (telepathy): Oh, no, Master. The fangirls are no problem at all.

[FLOP]

Integra (thinking): Oh, geez. That means there’s a worse problem that you’re not telling me about.

Alucard (telepathy): Nothing gets by you, Master.