Fan 1: just that cool. He’s the only one besides Alucard who can annoy Integra and not get permanently wiped of the face of the earth. Imma going to hang here till hell freezes over!
Fan 2: Oh yeah, and he has an accent. Accents are hot!
Fan 3: No one can make Hitler Youth uniforms this appealing! NO ONE, I SAY. AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD WHEN IT COMES TO
Fan 4: Oh my god, it’s Schroedinger! *Squeal.* He’s so little and cute and I just want to hug him and pet him and give him snuggles and
Fan 5: BEING SUPERNINJA. EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE, YO.