Enter Tchy, she of the striped black hoodie, and Gary, he of the solid black hoodie. (They didn’t do that deliberately . . . as far as I know.)

Fan 1: just that cool. He’s the only one besides Alucard who can annoy Integra and not get permanently wiped of the face of the earth. Imma going to hang here till hell freezes over!

Fan 2: Oh yeah, and he has an accent. Accents are hot!

Fan 3: No one can make Hitler Youth uniforms this appealing! NO ONE, I SAY. AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD WHEN IT COMES TO

Fan 4: Oh my god, it’s Schroedinger! *Squeal.* He’s so little and cute and I just want to hug him and pet him and give him snuggles and

[YOWWWWL]

Fan 5: BEING SUPERNINJA. EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE, YO.