Walter jumps to conclusions, as Schrödinger is pounced upon by Fomi.

Walter (thinking): Integra’s not in her office…it’s the middle of the day, so Alucard’s asleep…and the fangirl portal just opened.

Well, as long as her office remains locked, the fans won’t have anybody to latch onto…

Fangirl: SCHRÖ YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE KITTY I WANNA CARESS YOUR FUZZY LITTLE EARS I LOVED YOU FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU THE ONLY REASON WHY I READ HELLSING IS YOU I NEARLY BROKE THE SCREEN TO TAKE YOU OUT OF THE OVA

Nina: Mew?

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