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Computer Breakdown MSPaint Theatre

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Note from The Future: I consolidated the full week’s worth of MSPaint filler into one post. You’re welcome.

Pip: What the…?

We look completely ridiculous! We’re just scribbles! You can barely tell who I am! (Pip, by the way.) Is Erin being lazy again?

Seras: No…

…her hard drive just crashed. Completely. Most of the data is backed up, but not this week’s comics. And she can’t re-scan and recreate them, because the computer won’t even boot.

Pip: Oh…

That must suck. No offense.

Seras: None taken.


Pip: So Erin doesn’t have a computer at all right now?

Seras: Nope. This is done on a library computer. WIth a mouse. In…*shudder*…MSPaint.

[DUN DUN DUNNNN.]

Pip: Is that going to happen every time we say “MSPaint”?

[DUN DUN DUNNNN.]

Seras: Yyyyep.


Pip: How long are we going to be stuck in the world of MS…

[DUN DUN]

…Paint?

[DUNNNN.]

Seras: Dunno. Until she gets a new laptop and reinstalls her art programs, I guess.

Pip: Well, I hope it’s soon.

I want my arms back!

Seras: Me too!

Pip: And my legs!

Seras: Me too!

Pip: And your boobs!

Seras: Me t–hey!


Pip: You know, readers, if you’re feeling sympathetic to Erin’s terrible plight, and you want to reach out to her in a show of solidarity, just click the “Donate” button to your left…

Seras: HEY! That’s shameless emotional manipulation for the sake of a few bucks!

Pip: I’m a mercenary! What do you want from me?


Pip: Can we at least guilt the readers into sending guest strips?

Seras: You mean like when other people do comics about these characters and send them to sailorptah@yahoo.com?

Pip: Yeah, that!

Seras: I don’t see why not.

Pip: Would there be any requirements or standards for these comics?

Seras: Nope. I think it’s pretty clear that Erin will run pretty much anything right now.


Pip: And what about the storyline/ When will it pick up again?

Seras: As soon as Erin has her art programs back. Can you imagine trying to draw a regular strip in this style? It would be terrible!

Pip: Hey, you’re right!

Seras: And action scenes! You’d have no idea what was going on!

Pip: No kidding!

Seras: Why, in this style I bert you wouldn’t even be able to tell whether Heinkel is a man or a woman!

Pip: Yeah! …wait.

The Cursed Storyline 83/111

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Timothy (thinking): The students are in danger — and it’s obviously not from you.

Timothy: Stay here!

Robin (thinking): The students are in danger — and it’s probably from his friends.

Robin: Wait!

Chuchu (thinking): Students are in danger — and you should stay out of it!

Chuchu: CHU!

Anthy: Yes, I understand, but…

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Robin: Answer me this, then, agent of Iscariot: Are you, or are you not, at this school to hunt the witch?

Timothy: I…

[AIEEEEE!]

Timothy (thinking): Saved by the yell.

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Yumi: {Sister Yumiko, he’s going to get killed!}

Heinkel: Yumiko: [koff] I need Yumie!

Crowd: Yumiko? Yumiko!

Yumiko: I have to…

Soeur: Yumiko…?

{Yumiko? Is that really you?}

Yumiko: Onee-sama?

Heinkel: Yumie! Help!

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Yumiko: {Please stay back, Rosa Gigantea.}

Sei: {Why do you care?!}

Yumiko: {Because protecting all Catholics is the reason we exist.}

{Our methods may be shocking, but we’re the good guys. Really. You may not like what we do. I don’t. But it’s necessary. Really.}

Raid the Sketchbook – Buddhism Notes

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This is how my notes looked in Buddhism class last year. Actually, it’s pretty much how all my class notes look.

– Integra as…some kind of devil, I guess.

– Brahman is described as “the adorable being in all beings.” This is certainly adorable, no?

– Mrowr.

– Military Integra?

– Determined young Integra.

– Swashbuckling Integra.

– Integra and Minako (Sailor Venus) end up in similar situations: thirteen-year-olds forced to defend England against overwhelming danger that most people don’t even realize exists. Minako is more outwardly cheerful, but both have it rough.

– Sailor V! (Alucard is overjoyed to see her.)

– Mahou Shoujocard!

– From the adventures of Shoujocard: [Seras] “Onee-sama, please accept this letter!”

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Robin: You only just realized that she’s the witch?

Timothy: Well — yes!

Robin: You are with Iscariot, right?

Timothy: Yes! I am!

Robin: You’re new at this, aren’t you?

Timothy: How does everybody know?!

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Anthy: He’s only trying to protect me.

Chuchu: CHU!

Robin: I’m not your enemy.

Timothy: Hang on! That’s your familiar? You’re the witch?

Anthy: Some have called me that.

Timothy: Then how are you not her enemy? You’re with STN-J! You’re a witch hunter!

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Chuchu: CHU! CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU!

CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU!!

Robin: Is this your pet?

Anthy: He’s my friend.

Robin: Please call him off. He’s going to hurt himself if he keeps this up.

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