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Doujinshi-Ka’s Inbox: Spoilers for 1999

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Erin: After last Sunday’s strip, a reader pointed this out on the forum…

Forum: With the events of Hellsing taking place in 1999, this recent news should not really bother Integra at all.

Erin: Quite right. And Shine itself is still all the way back in 1998.

Integra: Hah! There are still more Anglicans than Catholics in our England, and will be for nine more years!

Enrico: Yeah? Well — well — it’s only nine years! I can be patient until then! Then you’ll get yours!

Enrico: grr stupid self-important Protestant snob…

Integra: Bleahhhh.

Alucard: Pssst…aren’t you going to tell them he dies in 1999?

Erin: Oh, let them have their fun.

The Cursed Storyline 57/111

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Timothy (thinking): Hey, there’s the greenhouse. The familiar went in there.

Angel: Don’t go in, Timothy! Heinkel told you to stay out of trouble! What if the witch is inside?

Devil: Go in! Let’s find out!

Angel: No! Bad idea! Very, very bad idea!

Devil: …hey, check out the pretty flowers!

Angel: Well, they are pretty…

The Cursed Storyline 56/111

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Cameos: Mai and Mikoto, from My-HiME.

Meanwhile

Timothy (thinking): Don’t get in trouble…

Keep an eye out for anything unusual…

Amon: I thought this was a girls’ school?

Robin: It is.

Amon: We just passed a boy in uniform.

Robin: Hm. That’s unusual.

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Girl (translated by Yumiko): {…since my last confession. These are my sins…I was unkind to my petite soeur.}

{We were under the ginkgo trees when I pressed her up against a trunk.}

{“Onee-sama!” she exclaimed, her cheeks flushing. “We’re outside!” “There’s no one around,” I assured her, and slipped my hand under her skirt…}

Heinkel: Yumiko? What’s she saying?

Yumiko: Aheh…

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Heinkel: Give this one five Hail Marys and send her along.

Tell her to do eight Hail Marys and go in peace.

Give her three–

Yumiko: How are you picking the numbers?

Heinkel: At random. Why?

Yumiko: What if they start comparing penances?

Heinkel: Oh. Good point.

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Yoshino: {Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. These are my sins…}

Yumiko (translating): “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned…”

Yoshino: {I’ve been impatient and inconsiderate. I shouted at a girl who didn’t deserve it. I snapped at my soeur…}

Yumiko (translating): “…and I slapped this one girl, although frankly she had it coming,” she says.

Heinkel: Well, she’s not the witch. If she could just hex people who annoyed her, she wouldn’t go to this much trouble.

Catholics vs. Anglicans

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Enrico: Hey, did you hear the news?

Integra: What news are you talking about?

Enrico: there are now more Catholics in the United Kingdom than there are members of the Church of England!

Integra: Is that all? Yes, I heard. It’s partly due to an influx of immigrants.

And part of it is that the church is changing some of the arbitrary, unfair, and backward policies that caused many people to convert in the first place. The Anglican faith is still a part of English culture, and this does not give you any new authority. It’s only a statistic. It doesn’t mean anything.

Enrico: Well, I just wanted to make sure you knew.

Integra: Mission accomplished. Go away now.

Later…

Integra: [SOB] There are more Catholics in the UK than Anglicans!

Walter: There, there, Sir Integra…have some tea…

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Yumi: {Um…Sister? Why are you going in as well?}

Yumiko: {Well, you see, I’m needed to translate…}

Yumi: {But since you aren’t the priest, is that allowed?}

Yumiko: She’s calling our bluff…

Heinkel: Tell her that when the Vatican does it, that means it is not illegal.

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Yumi: {And this is our chapel. The tour ends here. The confessional is all set up for you. Thank you very much for coming!}

Yumiko: {Your tour was very lovely, Yumi-chan.}

Yumi: {It was an honor!}

Heinkel: While we handle this, explore the campus. Take note of anything unusual.

And stay out of trouble! That’s an order!

Timothy: Yes, sir!…ma’am!…sir?…uh, yes!

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Timothy: Those two girls! They were–!

Heinkel: Come on, kid.

Timothy: But they were kissing!

Heinkel: Let it go.

Timothy: She said “soeur.” Is that what all soeur relationships are like?

Heinkel: Timothy!

Let. It. Go.

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