It’s caroling season again, and the third edition of HEllsing OVA holiday remixes is here just in time. (OVA IV is even slated to come out some time this century.)

Last Christmas
Last Christmas, I gave you a heart
The very next day, you threw it away
This time, to save you from flies
I’ll give to you something fresher

We Need A Little Christmas
Haul a grenade out
Pull out the pin before they notice you’re not cleared
Throw it behind you
I may be rushing things but, blow the bad guys up now

For we need a helicopter
Right this very minute
Stuck atop the hotel
Police all around it

Yes, we need a helicopter
Right this very minute
For Alucard’s sake I’m not worried,
But Captain, please, we’re in a hurry

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
It’s beginning to look a lot like World War
Everywhere you go
Take a look at this nice hotel
Turned into a scene from hell
With fights on top and cops impaled below

It’s beginning to look a lot like World War
Blood and death galore
But the prettiest sight for me
Is the battle that will be
At Hellsing’s own front door

Follow Alucard’s lead: order yours today: Integra won’t shout at you during this call. (Unless you want her to.)