But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 28/111 But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 28/111 published on 28 November 2007Read more posts by the author of But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 28/111, Erin Ptah1 Comment on But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 28/111Timothy: …Where am I?Is this a prison cell?Heinkel: Close. It’s a college dorm.