Seras: Ah! Master, you scared me…
Alucard: Police girl, do you remember what happened the last time you brought in a stray?
Seras: Yes — the cat turned out to be a vampire. She copied your outfit and you two had a fight. You both seemed to have fun with it. And then she left.
Alucard: You skipped the part where she almost killed Integra.
Seras: Oh, yeah — wait, what?