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The 53rd Funniest Joke Of All Time

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My friend Maddie sent me this joke two years ago. Yes, it can take me that long to get back to things.

The 100 funniest jokes of all time (according to GQ Magazine) #53
read by Enrico Maxwell

[Enrico]
I was walking along a bridge one day, when I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I ran up to him and said,

“Stop! Don’t do it! There’s so much to live for!”

“Like what?”

“Well…are you religious?”

“Yes…”

“Me too! Are you Christian, or something else?”

“Christian.”

“Hey, me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“Me too! Are you Episcopalian, Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist…”

“Baptist.”

“Me too!”

“Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too! Are you Orthodox Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1644, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1689?”

“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1644!”

So I shouted, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off the bridge.

Enrico: I don’t get it.

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